leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus)

weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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(Source: dellrey)

"No relationship is ever a waste of your time. If it didn’t bring you what you want, it taught you what you didn’t want."

Unknown (via mymangotree)

(Source: psych2go)

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash